When A Pitbull Sees A Baby

Intro
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When a pit bull sees a baby
        A            E 
wel it doesn't see a kid
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It's sees a nice pork chop and a big old rack of ribs
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It sees some drumstick legs and tiny hotdog toes
A            E                 F#M             B
it sees some chicken wings & a cute beef jerky nose

Verse 1
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When a pit bull says what's shaking
        A            E
well it doesn't mean wassup
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Cause the only shakin' that a pit bull
 knows is
F#M                B
left right, down & up
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And when your Pit Bull asks you for a treat
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It ain' talking bout kibbles and bits
    A                E                F#M              B
The pit bull wants a treat as in your child's ears and lips

Verse 2
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If the song " who let the dogs out"
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Was a song about some pits'
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Well it wouldn't be that fun of a song
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Cause everyone would be scared as shit
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And there was just shark attack
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But it isn't what you think
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A pit bull killed a bunch of baby sharks
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inside that tank

Chorus
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Cause when a pit bull sees a baby
        A             E
well it doesn't see a kid
A           E                 F#M             B
It sees an nice pork chop and big ol' rack of ribs
E             B                       A            E
It's see some drumstick legs and some tiny hot dog toes
A            E                   F#M             B
it sees some chicken wings and a cute beef jerky nose

Verse 3
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And if you're listening to this song
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well you might think its a diss
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But I actually love pit bulls cause a how
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much I hate kids

Verse 4
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So I say pit bulls in every home
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Pit Bulls in every school
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And Every single student could be used
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 as a pit bull food
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A Pit Bull thought i was kid and I almost
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 got ate
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so had to show him my ID
            F#M             B
 to prove i wasn't in fifth grade
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And the only reason I wrote this song
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 was as a PSA
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So i could let these pitbulls know that im of drinking age

Chorus
             E              B
Cause when a Pitbull sees a baby
        A             E
well it doesn't see a kid
A          E                    F#M            B
It sees an nice pork chop and a big ol rack of ribs
E            B                       A            E
It sees some drumstick legs and some tiny hot dog toes
A             E                   F#M             B
it see's some chicken wings and a cute beef jerky nose

Outro
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God bless the pit bulls