You Can Have The Crown

Intro
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Verse 1
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Well, I been spending all my money on weed n' pills
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Tryin' to write a song that'll pay the bills
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But it ain't came yet so I guess I'll have to rob a bank

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I guess it could be worse, it ain't that bad
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At least I ain't sitting in old Baghdad
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In the middle of a hot damn desert, sittin' in a tank

Verse 2
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Well, every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned
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I'm so broke I can't pay attention
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 Lord, how it tears me up to see her cry

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Oh, I been spending all my nights on the internet
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Looking for a clue but ain't found one yet
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Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars and other stuff I can't buy

Chorus
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Well now Lord, if you can hear me won't you throw a damn dog a bone
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'Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down
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Oh, I sing 'em real pretty, I sing 'em real sad
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And all the people in the crowd say he ain't half bad
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Well, they call me king turd up here on shit mountain, if you want it you can have the crown

Steel Guitar & Lead Guitar Solo
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Verse 3
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Well, I been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log
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  Watching Andy and ol' boss hog
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I guess I, ought to get up and go out and find a job

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Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line
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I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time
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Like figuring out which one of these banks I'm a-gonna go rob

Verse 4
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Well, the name of the game is hurry up and wait
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But that ain't putting no food on my plate
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Or gas in my car, and I drive a Bronco

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So Lord, if I could just get me a record deal
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I might not have to worry about my next meal
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But I'll still be trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with Bronco

Chorus
         D                                  A
Well now Lord, if you can hear me won't you throw a damn dog a bone
              A                                                       E
'Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal this old soul's going down
      D
Oh, I sing 'em real pretty, I sing 'em real sad
            A                          B*    C#*  D
And all the people in the crowd say he ain't half bad
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Well, they call me king turd up here on shit mountain, if you want it you can have the crown
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Well, they call me king turd up here on shit mountain, if you want it you can have the crown

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