Straddlecat - Mr Creepy Head

Intro

G D  

Verse

G        D            C                G
He’s got beady little eyes and a nasty nose
        D          C                     Em
But he’s got no fingers and he’s got no toes
         C                     Em
So he can't grope and he can’t walk
            C
Just stares ahead and never talks
G           D         C
But late at night after I’m gone he
G               D               C           G D C
Floats around the office like a disembodied god

Chorus

C          D                 G          Gbsus       Em
Please Mr. Creepy Head, you really must forgive me
       Am           C                   D
If I recoil at the sight of your filthy face and features
C               D           G       Gbsus      Em
You’re just a plastic head living right above my desk
          Am                D                 G D C
I want to be just like you but with arms and legs

Verse 2

G    D      C                       G
Mr. Creepy Head’s a thief, he’s a killer
    D          C
And he holds a gun in his teeth
        E               C
But he pulls the trigger with his tongue
        E                       C
Because he’s got no trigger finger
G      D         C
And he’s got no torso either
     G       D          C         G D C
He’s just a head and a neck

Chorus

C           D              G      Gbsus    Em
Please Mr. Creepy Head, you really must forgive me
       Am        C               D
If I recoil at the sight of your filthy face and features
C               D          G       Gbsus     Em
You’re just a plastic head living right above my desk
    Am                     D          G  D  C
But I still think you’re cool Mr. Creepy Head

Chorus

C       D               G       Gbsus   Em
Hey Mr. Creepy Head you know you are my guru
       Am               C               D
And I want to learn to do the things that you do
            C           D               G   Gbsus   Em
And that is tear shit to pieces with your telekinesis
       Am               D
Wanna be just like you but with arms and legs
G D C
Mr. Creepy Head