Spuds

Verse 1

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If you throw that right hook like you do
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boy you better beat the bible when
                 A                   E  A
they throw that big old book back at you

Chrous

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In a nearby house
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In a silver bowl
          Am B   A  E
there's a dollar or two
    Am B A E A
for you
          A G# F# E
and some low-stakes dinner food

Instrumental

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Verse 2
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Hey there, listen partner
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may I have this dance?
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Draw the straw out of your pocket
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and put you in a trance

Chorus
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And in a nearby van
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there's a married man
      Am B   A  E
and a dollar or two
Am  B  A  E   A
set aside for you
         A  G#     F# E
and some low-stakes dinner food

Instrumental

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Verse 3
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Hey, check that receipt
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What did I just buy?
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Can I have another?
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I mean, another try

Chorus
E               A
And in a nearby heart
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just across the bed
         Am B   A   E
there's a dollar or two
 Am B   A E A
all for you