Wichita Way

Intro
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Anyway so one day I go out and I jump into my 1972 Teenage Ninja neutered mutant green
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Chevrolet Vega and I drive strait to Las Angeles California Hollywood
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Cause I just know I can be a popular star and well you know the next thing that happens

Verse 1
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Well I’m sitting on my suitcase under neath this here palm tree
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wondering if where I am is where I want to be
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Is it too soon to question should I go or should I stay?
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Am I just another hayseed who is chanced to pass this way?
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Well I won’t give up that easy
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Cause that’s not the Wichita way no.

Verse 2
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Well one thing I know for certain it’s not Kansas anymore
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and I didn’t see no cornfield when I opened that door.
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When I said good morning neighbour
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she just turned and walked away
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So I just stood there shouting honey have a real nice day
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somebody aught to tell her
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that’s not the Wichita way. No

Chorus
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Way back home in Wichita
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All the people say
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You’d be right back home in Wichita
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Once the bright lights fade
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Every night I dream of Wichita
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That’s the price I pay

Show the world I ain’t no quitter
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that’s the Wichita way
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Yes it is Aw You just tell them all about it Mr. Darrell Scott

Solo
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Verse 3
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Wellllll I used to watch the weather but it don’t ever change
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it’s all cinderblocks and concrete nobody prays for rain,
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It’s a real nice place to visit but you would not want to stay
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Everybody plans to disappear before the next earthquake
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And this crazy life they’re living Aww it’s not the Wichita way, no

Chorus
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Way back home in Wichita
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All the people say
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that you’d be right back home in Wichita
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once the bright lights fade
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Every night I dream of Wichita
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That’s the price I pay
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To show the world I ain’t no quitter
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That’s the Wichita way

Outro
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The Wichita way,
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the Wichita way
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the Wichita waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

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