You Crack Me Up

D     Dsus   D                A
Oh my god, I can't believe my eyes
D     Dsus   D                A
Underneath that ghostly pale is that you
G                                  A
Someone in your shape shouldn't be driving
G                     E                  A
Someone in your shape shouldn't be doing anything at all

D     Dsus   D                A
You should see yourself in the mirror
D     Dsus   D                A
With your leather lips and your snakeskin shoes
G                                  A
Do you have to shout in my ear
G                     E                  A
Do me a favor, just stop talking for a minute or two

Chorus
    G/A      D  G/D D   A/D        D   A/D D
You crack me up, you really really do
Bm        Cadd9          G
With your sunglasses on, acting so young
     E                  A
Only I know what you're really up to
    G/A   D   G/D  D
You break me up

Verse
D     Dsus   D                A
No, I don't want to sit in your sports car
D     Dsus   D                A
No, I don't want to hear a tune
G                                  A
All the locals say you'll go far
G                     E                  A
That's funny; they don't know you like I do

Chorus
    G/A      D  G/D D   A/D        D   A/D D
You crack me up, You twisted wreck