Wild Pointy Finger

Intro
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Verse 1
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My wild pointy finger, it wags and it wiggles
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It's always serious, it never giggles
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And even when the rest of me is tryin' to get some sleep
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My wild pointy finger is out on the creep

Chorus
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I got a wwww-iiii-llld  pointy finger

Verse 2
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It points at the fever and accomplishments of man
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It points at all the problems that it don't understand
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It points at Parisians across the sea
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It points at anybody who thinks different than me
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If you're marching to your own drum or kneelin' in the news

My wild pointy finger prob'ly pointin' right at you

Chorus
        B7   A7   B7    A7     B7
I got a wwww-iiii-llld  pointy finger
        B7   A7   B7    A7     B7
I got a wwww-iiii-llld  pointy finger

Instrumental Break
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(I don't get it)

Verse 3
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I've got ten digits like most other people
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I can build the church but I can't hold the steeple
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Nine of them stand up and do exactly what I say
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But the one by the thumb, it just points all day
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I can't be a poet and I can't be a star
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I've got not eye for beauty and I never learned guitar
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You'll just be disappointed if you're waitin' around to see
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'Cause my wild pointy finger's never pointin' back at me

Chorus
        B7   A7   B7    A7     B7
I got a wwww-iiii-llld  pointy finger
        B7   A7   B7    A7     B7
I got a wwww-iiii-llld  pointy finger