The Worm Has Turned

Intro
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Verse 1
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You think that I'm so henpecked, do anything you say
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When you say "frog", I ask "How high?", but gal, there'll come a day
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You'll snap your fingers once too often and it's too late to learn
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When you see your daddy honky-tonking, you'll know the worm has turned

Guitar Solo
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Verse 2
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink
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You've hooked this worm too many times, but this time, I won't sink
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No need to get your dander up to rant and rave and shout
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Good gal, this worm ain't only turned, this worm turned inside out

Piano Solo
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Verse 3
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You used to say such pretty things before you said "I do"
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But you stopped running when you caught the bus and the bus and I stopped too
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There's lots of fish down in the sea, so if I don't return
      G7                                                  C
Don't jerk your line expecting me, them fish still love a worm

Slide Guitar Solo
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Verse 4
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Go crying to your lady friends, say I whipped you black and blue
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Say you've been a loving wife and wish you had been true
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You said you'd knock some sense in me and I guess I'll finally learn
           G7                                                    C
From these knots you put on my bald head, good gal, the worm has turned