Will Wood Alcohol Medley

Verse
  C                F               C                F
I can't hold my liquor, would you mind if I held yours?
  C                     F             G                  G7
When I'm sure I've had enough, that's how I know I need more
  C                   F               C             F
It's just the booze talking, and it's speaking Japanese (Konnichiwa)
  C                        F            G                             G7
I'm sure you heard me slur my words, could someone come and translate me?

E                Am    E                    Am
Before I got into it, they called it some-cohol
    F                                 G
I'm sure that I'll rue it, but I'll still ruin it all

Chorus
C                     F        C                F
I try to drown my sorrows, but I'm the one who sunk
C               F
I always forget why I regret it
G                 C
Man, I love being drunk

Verse 2
        Am                      Dm
I’m the reason they call it an “Irish Goodbye”
      Em                       C
And I hope I don’t choke on my vomit tonight
       Am                                         Dm                                          F
Well I bet that a bottle of brandy so bitter’d be better than bitin’ the bullet and betterin’ myself.
G         C
Sorry if I slur
          Am             Dm                Em                 C
Take my anxiety and my sobriety, I’ll kill two birds with one stoner
Am               Dm                            F          G    C
So if you see me please, take my keys, I don’t wanna be an organ donor

Chorus
           F                         G
Well we’ve had enough power since the blackout started for an
E           Am
EKG for the broken hearted
F                                     G                               C  Am
I’d try to see the glass as half full. But I’d probably just drink that too
F                   G                       C  G
Glass half full, I'd probably just drink that too

 C                                   C7
Sober, but still so much still hangs over
                          F                        F7
Please believe me when I say I’ve poured my whole past down the drain
         G7                     E7
Say that a second chance is a chance I can take
       Am        Ammaj7           Am7         Am6
But I can’t make amends for things I can’t remember
             D7                    E7
I can only say I’m sorry and occasionally pray
             Am           Ammaj7  Am7             Am6
Guess you’ll just have to take my word that I’ve changed
      D7                            G
After one thousand eight hundred twenty five days

Chorus
        C
I was drunk
                G
When I made my bed
              G7                         F      C F7
Now with the half-decade hangover I lay down in it
 G7          C                          G
What have I done? Don’t know what I’ve said
            G7                       E7        Am
It’s a half-decade hangover, hand me my ibuprofen
        F                           Fm                C
It’s a half-decade hangover, Jesus Christ, my aching head