Blueberry Jam

Intro
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Verse 1
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When life is tough and very scary
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My wife and I, we chomp a blueberry
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When hardship comes, well we don't tarry
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We rush to the fields and pick some blueberry
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When future days are hot and hairy
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When Christmas threatens to not be merry
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When weighted down with more'n we can carry
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We drop everything and eat a blueberry

Verse 2
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When the liquor cabinet's out of sherry
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And no-one can answer my eternal query
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And I can't reach my dear aunt Teri
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I know I can savor a juicy blueberry
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When world leaders acts like Moe, Curly and Larry
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And even the Buddhists get leery and wary
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And there's too much falling to dodge and to parry
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Why not relax and try a blueberry?

Solo
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Verse 3
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When the hatchet you threw in the hole won't stay buried (And the last bus left for Tucumcari)
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And the world feels like a mortuary (Everything's just too temporary)
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And everyone's creamer's gone non-dairy (The Devil's joined the seminary)
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When the rivers flood at Harpers Ferry (And the voices are silent in Tipperary)
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Wife asks "ready?" and you scream "very!"
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Wouldn't waste no time (Let's be smooth like Fred Astaire, he)
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I'll eat your blueberries and you eat mine
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We'll be fine!